Saturday, August 22, 2009

Honest Scrap!

Jess tagged me like forever ago to complete the Honest Scrap which of course I neglected to do, and now I have to live with the fact that I totally missed the boat (i.e. the award ceremonies).

Let's take a stab at this....

1. I've had more pedicures than I've golfed. Metrosexual debate tell me - which sounds more relaxing?

2. I was known to sing "Big Balls" by AC/DC on occasion at our college parties.

3. Half my brain believes a smoking woman is super sexy, the other half knows that it also causes cancer, emphysema, yellow teeth, wrinkles and bad breath.

4. I'm convinced that more Netflix "Chick Flicks" ended up being scratched and unplayable then the typical testosterone enhanced drama. I can appreciate a woman who not only can hold her liquor, but a DVD as well.

5. I still haven't been able to convince my Mom that I was a fat kid (as a significantly higher percentage of kids are fat these days, I was ahead of my time, I suppose).

6. Diets are much less complicated than most people realize. You simply burn more calories than you consume.

7. I'm definitely not for more governmental regulations, but I believe that lowering the drinking age to 16 and increasing driving age to 21 would significantly reduce auto accidents. Just beware of drunk teens on bikes.

8. Sean Connery was my favorite James Bond. Although "The Spy Who Loved Me" with Roger Moore was my favorite James Bond movie.

9. Speaking of a former bonds, Pierce Brosnan in "Mamma Mia" was by far the worst singer that I've ever seen in a movie.

10. The only pet I've had in the past eight years is a hermit crab, but keep in mind I have triplets!

This was kind of fun.......


Beth said...

Triplets would negate the need for pets in pretty much any world.

I thought the whole cast singing in Mama Mia was hilariously awful. I laughed through the entire movie.

Now, if only I could convince my husband to get a pedicure. He just doesn't relax well.

phd in yogurtry said...

The shape my toes are in, I think golf would be more relaxing. The amount it costs? Pedicure.

Indecisive much? Me?

phd in yogurtry said...

Re #6. But it's sooo hard to pass up scrumptious foods!

A Free Man said...

Have you ever had those fish chew on your feet?

Cat said...

#4 is SOOOOOO true. It took me 3 copies of Catch & Release to see the last damn 20 minutes of the movie, which wasn't even good in the first place, but by that point it was the principal of the thing I was fighting for. Seriously, we should be sent to DVD Handling School.