Thursday, May 28, 2009

Triplet Funnies

*One evening at the dinner table:

 Vivi - "I don't like butter on my bread!"

 Juju - "Give it to me Viv, I'll lick it off for you"

*One morning in the car:  We see a turkey walking on the side of the road

 Vivi - "Oh my God!"

 Alec - "No Vivian, you can't say that!"

 Juju - "Yeah, Viv...Ms. Jamie (from preschool) said that you can either say Oh my gosh or Oh my golly"

*One trip to the bathroom (in the middle of dinner):

 Alec - "Daddy, can you wipe my bottom?"

 R.E. Dad - "Yeah I guess, but you need to learn how to do this before starting Kindergarten! 

 Alec - "OK"

 R.E. Dad - "Now wash your hands before we go back to the dinner table"

 Alec - "Why, you wiped my bottom?"

*One night in the car listening to 'Yankee Doodle'

  Vivi - "I love that Wanky Doodle song!"


Badass Geek said...

That Wanky Doodle guy is a clever son of a gun.

Employee No. 3699 said...

Kids are so entertaining. Who needs HBO?

phd in yogurtry said...

Yeah dad, you wiped his bottom! That is hilarious!! I spent the day on a field trip with my girls and their triplet friends (two girls and a boy). You've got a lot to look forward to : )

A Free Man said...

Your boy makes a fair point. You're the one with dirty hands.

msprimadonna67 said...

The things that come out of the mouths of babes were sometimes the only things that kept me sane and laughing through those toddler years!

Beth said...

Your kids are geniuses! I can tell. I love their snarky sense of humor!

As for the "Oh, my God" comment. I had a little student who would say, "Oh, my Jesus!" For whatever reason, we thought it to be hilarious!

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