*One evening at the dinner table:
Vivi - "I don't like butter on my bread!"
Juju - "Give it to me Viv, I'll lick it off for you"
*One morning in the car: We see a turkey walking on the side of the road
Vivi - "Oh my God!"
Alec - "No Vivian, you can't say that!"
Juju - "Yeah, Viv...Ms. Jamie (from preschool) said that you can either say Oh my gosh or Oh my golly"
*One trip to the bathroom (in the middle of dinner):
Alec - "Daddy, can you wipe my bottom?"
R.E. Dad - "Yeah I guess, but you need to learn how to do this before starting Kindergarten!
Alec - "OK"
R.E. Dad - "Now wash your hands before we go back to the dinner table"
Alec - "Why, you wiped my bottom?"
*One night in the car listening to 'Yankee Doodle'
Vivi - "I love that Wanky Doodle song!"